Aloha Friday: A Birthday Midlife Crisis

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Today is my birthday.  I’m thirty-seven today.  It seems like just yesterday that I was feeling depressed over leaving my 20’s behind and turning 30.  Now, I’m dreading the rapidly approaching big Four Zero.

Lately, I’ve been feeling quite old.  The eighties, my formative years, started over thirty years ago.  The nineties, when I went to high school and college, began over twenty years ago.  Songs that I grew up listening to have begun playing on the oldies station.  I’ve even caught myself referring to teenagers and college students as "kids nowadays."  There are times when I feel like I should just grab a cane to shake at `kids as I yell at them to get off my lawn.

I’ll be honest.  I think I feel a midlife crisis coming on.  No, I’m not going to buy a convertible sportscar.  I regard cars solely as tools to get from one place to another.  I’m much too frugal to buy one that isn’t practical.  I’m thinking of a bit of a geekier midlife crisis.  Perhaps I’ll set up a home video network so we can stream all of our videos, music, and photos to any TV in the house.  Maybe I’ll try my hand at making something out of duct tape.  I might even buy a Dremel and some supplies and see if I can replicate an Epbot-inspired project.

First, though, I’m going to buy a few of these:

tieclip

Ok, that particular tie clip was from The Lovely Teaspoon.  I love that one and the USB tie clip that I also bought from her, but it has got me itching to try making a few of my own.  Not to sell, mind you.  For my own use.  (If you want to buy a tie clip, or earrings or cufflinks, check out The Lovely Teaspoon’s Etsy shop.  She’s got lots of cool stuff.)  I wear a tie five times a week and it would be cool if I could alternate out geeky tie clips to go with my geeky ties.

I’m thinking Lego bricks (facing up so I can attach different minifigs) on some and perhaps a USB thumb drive on another (situated so you can plug it in).  I was even thinking of taking a Disney Vinylmation pin, removing the "pin" part (Dremel?) and attaching it to the clip.  I *am* a Disney Geek, after all.

My Aloha Friday question for today is: What geeky item would you attach to a tie clip?

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Thanks to Kailani at An Island Life for starting this fun for Friday. Please be sure to head over to her blog to say hello and sign the linky there if you are participating.

Aloha Friday by Kailani at An Island Life

Aloha #150

Performing Laptop Surgery

On Monday, I discussed how my laptop has been acting up.  I had resolved to buy a new power adapter/cord to see if that was the problem.  After all, they’re cheap (about $20) and hopefully that would be it.  Yesterday, though, I got an idea.  I couldn’t see if the power connector on the laptop itself was moving when I plugged it in.  The plug’s just too big.  But what if I (gently) pushed on it with something smaller.  Taking the earpiece from my Jabra bluetooth set and a flashlight, I poked at the connector… and it moved.  A lot.  It was kind of like how a kid’s baby tooth may wiggle just before it falls out.  And, no, this was not reassuring.

I began to worry that this was unfixable.  After all, I’ve never opened up a laptop that much before.  Desktop computers, yes.  I’ve even built those from scratch.  No big deal.  But laptops?  Even if I got it open, I figured that the component would need to be soldered in place and I had neither the tools nor the know-how to do this.  While I’ve been intrigued with soldering for awhile, I’ve never attempted it and a laptop computer’s power connector seemed like a bad first project.

So all was looking grim when a co-worker helped me track down some repair manuals for my laptop.  We poured over them as they detailed how to take the laptop apart piece by piece.  Then, it came to the power connector.  I was surprised to see that it isn’t soldered on at all.  Instead, it is plugged into the motherboard and clips on the inside of the case.  It probably just worked its way loose.  Suddenly, things were looking brighter as a plan formed.  I could use the manual to take my laptop apart, piece by piece.  Then, I would fix the broken power connector.  Finally, I would put it all back together again.  Hopefully, all will go well and my laptop will be as good as new.

This will be some delicate laptop surgery, though.  I’ve never tried anything like this before, but then again isn’t that how you learn?  At one point, I had never used a computer before and look at me now!  I will try to take a few photos to document it for a later post.  Hopefully, laptop guts aren’t too graphic for anyone.  Here’s hoping that, by next week, my laptop is fully recovered from the surgery with a healed power connector.

Have you ever taken apart a laptop computer, desktop computer, or any other piece of technology?

The Call Me Maybe Gollum Mashup

By now, you’ve likely heard the Carley Rae Japsen song, Call Me Maybe.

Ok, maybe you’re more like me and didn’t know about the song until a certain cookie loving blue monster made a parody video.

Or, maybe you’ve seen the Olympic swim team singing the song.

Then again, perhaps you heard the "Call Me Lochte" parody.

Yes, it’s been done and parodied multiple times.  After I first saw the Cookie Monster version, though, I got an idea.  You see, I happened to be reading The Hobbit at the time.  Not just that, but I was at a critical juncture in the story.  Bilbo Baggins had found a certain magical ring and won a riddle game against the creature known as Gollum.

Now, my brain has mashed two completely unrelated things before with… um, "interesting" results.  Specifically, Elmer Fudd combined with Cee Lo Green.  So it didn’t take long for the idea to click of having Gollum singing the song "to" Bilbo.  Of course, he wouldn’t be simply asking Bilbo to "call him, maybe."  No, he would be singing for Bilbo to give him the ring.

Unfortunately, like before, I don’t have the skills to produce the video myself.  Even if I could get hold of the instrumental version of Call Me Maybe, I don’t have a Gollum costume handy and my Gollum impersonation is horrid at best.  So, I’ll just have to be satisfied with posting the lyrics.  If anyone wants to turn this into an actual video, please just link up here and let me know.  I’d love to see this come to life.

And so, here’s "Give It To Me" by Gollum.

I have but one wish to tell,
My precious in a cave fell
Your pockets’ contents compel,
Me to now sound your death knell

Traded my soul for one thing,
My precious small golden ring
Now you ask for the way out,
You have Precious no doubt

The riddle contest,
You won, I could not guess
What was in your pockets
Where you think you’re taking Precious?

Hey, I just met you,
I might be crazy,
But you have Precious,
So give it to me!

You cannot be seen,
While you wear it,
You have my Precious,
So give it to me!

Hey, since I met you,
I’m going crazy,
I need my Precious,
So give it to me!

Without it cave goblins,
See and chase me,
Must have my Precious,
So give it to me!

You slipped the ring and then
I could not bash your head in.
I did not see where you went
Must get in your way

I run down tunnels left right,
With my heart full of spite
I have a plan in my mind now
To stay in your way

You said, you weren’t knowin’
The exit which way was goin’
I think lies you’re throwin’
Where you think you’re going, Baggins?

Hey, I just met you,
I might be crazy,
But you have Precious,
So give it to me!

You cannot be seen,
While you wear it,
You have my Precious,
So give it to me!

Hey, since I met you,
I’m going crazy,
I need my Precious,
So give it to me!

Without it cave goblins,
See and chase me,
Must have my Precious,
So give it to me!

I need my Precious in my life
I need it so bad
I want it so bad
My Precious so, so bad

I need my Precious in my life
I need it so bad
Baggins should know that
I want my Precious back

You cannot be seen,
While you wear it,
You have my Precious,
So give it to me!

Hey, since I met you,
I’m going crazy,
I need my Precious,
So give it to me!

Without it cave goblins,
See and chase me,
Must have my Precious,
So give it to me!

I need my Precious in my life
I need it so bad
I want it so bad
My Precious so, so bad

I need my Precious in my life
I need it so bad
Baggins should know that

So give it to me!

When Monday Comes Disguised As Sunday

sank-battleshipEveryone knows that Monday is the worst day of the week.  That is the day that everything seems to go wrong.  Sometimes, Monday decides to get sneaky and comes around on a Tuesday.  Yesterday, though, Monday got extra sneaky.  It came on a Sunday.

Actually, the trouble started Saturday night.  My laptop has been overheating recently.  In what I thought was a related problem, it will intermittently not charge when plugged in.  I figured this was from it being too hot.  However, Saturday night, my laptop was completely cool, and yet didn’t recognize that it was plugged in.  My birthday is coming up (Friday), but I hadn’t counted on my birthday present being a new laptop.

Sunday, I began the very important task of making sure that my laptop was completely backed up.  I didn’t want my battery to die out completely, not be able to be charged again, and have important data on the hard drive.  (Yes, I could take the hard drive out and connect it to another computer, but that’d be a pain.)

I got my laptop (and B’s laptop while I was at it) backed up to our external hard drive and took it upstairs to back that up to our second external hard drive.  (We have two so that if one dies, we don’t lose all of our data.  We usually keep one drive "offsite" also.)

I got upstairs and started copying files.  That’s when I realized that it was warm up there.  I went to check on the portable air conditioner and noticed it wasn’t running.  Instead, it was flashing "STOP."  I didn’t know where the manual was, so I tried searching for what "flashing stop" could mean.  Eventually, I found out that it meant that the bucket was full.  The strange thing is that our air conditioner was supposed to evaporate water out of the window and *NOT* fill its bucket.  My searches indicated that sometimes, during high humidity days, it might not be able to keep up and might use the bucket.  Perhaps it had been doing this all along and just filled up.

In any event, emptying the air conditioner wasn’t going to be easy.  The only way to do it is via a drain on the bottom of the unit’s back and there were no drains upstairs.  B finally came to help me.  We positioned an empty Rubbermaid container by the unit, I lifted it in the air, and B pulled the plug.  Then, I tried my best to get the water in the container while keeping the heavy unit in the air.

With the water finally drained, we closed the drain, I put the unit down, and we cleaned up everything.  Unfortunately, some water spilled on the carpet as well, so I tried my best to dry it off.

This would have been the end of the tale, but an hour later, the air conditioner stopped again.  Not wanting to lift the unit again, I came up with a better plan.  In the basement we have a wet-dry vac.  It has come in handy in quite a few situations, most recently when the washing machine overflowed our utility sink and spread water everywhere.

I pulled the wet-dry vacuum out of the basement, but noted that it felt heavy.  With a start, I remembered that sink overflow a few weeks back.  In the craziness, I had forgotten to clean it out!  The water was sitting in the wet-dry vacuum that whole time.  Disgusting!

I lugged the wet-dry vacuum upstairs, plugged it in, and positioned it by the air conditioner’s drainage plug.  I stuffed a wad of paper towels under the drain in case this didn’t work, turned on the vacuum and unplugged the drainage spout.  Water came pouring out… and shot straight into the wet-dry vacuum!  Success!  Eventually, the air conditioner was empty and I was able to replug the drainage spout and turn off the wet-dry vacuum.  The paper towels had gotten mildly wet, but the floor was still bone-dry.

I wasn’t finished, however.  I had to clean the wet-dry vacuum now.  I wasn’t going to leave this water to languish in there for a few more weeks.  I went outside with the wet-dry vacuum and a garbage bag.  I dumped what water I could and dumped the rest into the garbage bag.  Finally, I used the hose to wash down what remained.

Tired and feeling filthy, I came back in the house and declared the day Monday-Posing-As-Sunday.  So how does one end a day as crazy as that?  Why with Chinese food and cupcakes, of course!

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As I write this, the wet-dry vacuum is clean, the air conditioner is working, the tub from the first emptying needs more cleaning before it can be used, and my laptop is still acting up.  (Though, if I pull the charger cable tight just right, it works fine.)  So it looks like *most* of the crises are over, but I might still need a new laptop.  Any recommendations would be appreciated.  I just need to balance power with budget pricing, though.  My current laptop’s specifications: Dual Core Pentium 2Ghz CPUs with 3GB of RAM, a 250GB hard drive, and a 15.6" screen.

Have you ever had a Sunday that revealed itself as a Monday in disguise?

NOTE: The Battleship Tie Clip was purchased from TheLovelyTeaspoon on Etsy.

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