My Not So Tiny Death Star

Tiny-Death-StarOver the past week, I’ve had a new addiction.  I have to confess, I’ve turned to the Dark Side.  The Emperor and Lord Vader enlisted my help in constructing a Death Star.  With it, they can rule the galaxy with an iron fist.  Death Stars don’t come cheap, though, so we’re renting out space.

With residential levels, I can get galactic empire citizens (also known as Bitizens due to their purposefully pixelated look) to move in.  Then, I put them to work on service, food, recreation, and retail levels.  As they work, they earn money which I can spend on the Imperial levels to complete missions that Darth Vader and other Imperial officers assign me.  I also help out when the occasional rebel spy infiltrates our facility.

Of course, I’m talking about the smartphone/tablet game Tiny Death Star.

This is a wonderful game.  There are Star Wars references aplenty from Watto’s Wares to Mos Espa Cafe to Mandalore Apartments.  Some of the characters that you encounter will be random folks (both human and Star Wars aliens) and others will be characters from the Star Wars movies.  With hundreds of levels and characters currently available, one can play this continuously for weeks before running out.

I would definitely recommend this for Star Wars fans of any age.  Both of my boys (7 and 10) have been constructing their own Death Stars.  The only limitation would be that some reading in the game is required so be prepared to help read it to small kids.

To close, here is my current Tiny Death Star (or current as of the time I stitched these screenshots together).  Warning, it is a little long.

Kicking Down The Door To Munchkin Fun

munchkinFor awhile, I’ve wanted to get NHL into role playing games.  I’ll admit that I’ve had limited experience with them myself, but they seemed like a fun activity to share with NHL.  Meanwhile, I had heard of a RPG-like game called Munchkin.  Many people on Twitter spoke highly of it and I even had the pleasure of interacting with John Kovalic, illustrator of the Munchkin cards (not to mention the wonderful Dork Tower).

Over the weekend, I had a chance to show NHL a few episodes of Tabletop with Wil Wheaton.  For those who don’t know, Tabletop is a web series where Wil Wheaton and three guests play various games.  The show is funny and entertaining, but I’ve found it helpful to see which games my boys and I might like.  What better guide to see how my boys might do with a game than watching other people play it?

monstersNHL and JSL had already seen part of one episode and, after seeing it, wanted to get Qwirkle – the game they played.  Over the weekend, though, NHL saw the Munchkin episode.  He was fascinated with this game where you got to kick in doors, fight monsters, and get treasure.  The next day, while shopping, NHL decided to use some money that he had to buy the game.

treasuresDuring our first game, NHL won handily and his love of the game was cemented.  We played a second game and though he lost, he still had fun.  Since then, he has not only made additional Munchkin purchases (some spinners to keep track of levels and a Munchkin: Dragons expansion pack) but has played the game every available moment.  He has not only played with his brother (who – being only 7 – might not fully understand the rules of the game), but has played a variant he made up to play by himself.

I’ll admit that there are some elements of the game that aren’t 100% child friendly.  Some of the cards rely on crude humor which can inspire the boys to inappropriate behavior.  Other cards reference sexual humor (for example, the "kneepads of allure").  I’ve found, though, that the crude humor can be dwarfed by much of what can be found on so-called kids TV.  (One commercial for a show we don’t watch involved a character continuously passing gas.  That was essentially the entire segment.  The show’s calling card.)  At least the humor in Munchkin, though it can be crude at times, has a more intelligent base to it.  As for the sexual humor, that tends to go over the heads of my boys.  However, if it is a problem, the few cards that parents find objectionable could easily be removed from the game without damaging gameplay.

dragonsOur previous gaming experience – Settlers of Catan – hasn’t panned out like I hoped.  Part of the reason for that is that Catan can take awhile to play.  If bedtime arrives, we might need to either end the game or somehow move the game (while preserving the exact state of the board) until we next play.  Munchkin, however, takes about an hour to play.  If it is somewhat late at night, we can even speed things along by promising not to backstab each other and helping each other fight strong monsters – speeding everyone along to level 10.

Munchkin definitely seems like a game that we can play over and over.  Even if the game gets slightly repetitive (not something I see happening any time soon), there are enough expansion packs that we could mix into the game to spice things up.  In short, I see many doors being kicked down in the future.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a Level 6 Shrieking Geek I need to take care of with my +3 Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment.

Geek Bucket List

To-Do_List_smallNot to get too morbid, but there are many things that I’d want to do before I die.  Some of these are the usual things:  See my kids grow up and get married, become a grandfather, grow old with my wife.  Some are usual hopes and dreams but probably unlikely.  For example, becoming extremely rich.  (It would be nice to not have money be a daily concern.)  Some of the things I’d want to do are more geeky, though.  These are the items on my Geek Bucket List.

Convention Bound

Every year, there are conventions where people crowd into buildings dressed in all manners of wonderful costumes from video games, TV shows, comic books, movies, and more.  I’ve seen photos and have heard stories about these conventions and – I must admit – I’m a bit jealous.

Though I know dealing with the crowds would be a pain and I’ve heard stories of the "con crud" sickness that can often result from so many people crammed into so tight a space, I still want to go.  I want to walk among the robots, starship captains, superheroes, and Daleks knowing that *this* is my tribe.  I want to constantly be amazed (and, yes, slightly jealous) at the incredible costumes that people made from scratch, want to take WAY too many photos (and have photos of me taken with too many people), and geek out a tad too much.  (Where "a tad" really means that I’ll be in a state of extreme geek out for a week after the convention ends.)

Of course, I’d love for my kids to experience this also, but I’m torn.  Part of me would love to see them geek out alongside me, but another part wonders if they would tire too easily forcing me to either drag them along protesting or to miss much of the convention.  So consider this two bucket list entries:  1) Go to a major Comic Con without my kids and 2) Go to a major Comic Con with my kids.

Star Wars Weekend At Disney World

It’s no secret that I’m a big Disney geek.  If I could earn a living by staying in Disney hotel rooms, eating in Disney restaurants, and going on Disney rides, I would.  The only thing I don’t like about Disney World is the part where you have to come home and face reality again.

In addition, I’m a big Star Wars geek.  I loved the original trilogy.  While I didn’t love the prequels as much, I’m thoroughly enjoying the Clone Wars TV show (which I somehow missed the first time around).  I’ve introduced my boys to Star Wars and now they are big Star Wars geeks also.

So combining Disney World and Star Wars?  Sign me up.  I want to see everyone dressed as aliens, Jedi, Sith, and other characters from the Star Wars Universe.  I want to take photos of them, watch Storm troopers dance, and maybe even have a duel with Darth Vader.  Yes, the crowds will be incredible, but – just like Comic Con – the payoff would be more than worth it.

Write A Science Fiction Story And Get It Published

At one point, I wanted to write science fiction stories.  I didn’t just want to, though, I actually wrote some short stories.  Then, I took it a step further and submitted one to a magazine to be published.  Unfortunately, it was rejected.  It was at this point that I did something I regret:  I gave up.  Instead of redoubling my efforts, I took the rejection personally and didn’t submit any more stories for publication.

Over the years, I’ve had quite a few ideas for stories.  I’ve even started writing some of them.  However, at some point, I always get distracted (whether it be by day-to-day life, projects, or something else) and wind up dropping writing.  But the stories and characters still echo in my head.  One day, I would love to commit them to paper and publish them.

Thankfully, we’re living in a golden age for publishing.  In the past, to be published, you needed to convince a big publisher that your book was worthwhile.  Then, they would grant you the permission to publish under their label and your books could wind up in the book stores.  If you wanted to self-publish, chances were your works would look amateurish.  Professional-looking publishing was out of reach of normal people.

Today, though, publishing is as close as going to Amazon.com or any of the other self-publishing outfits.  You don’t even need to commit to physically printed books.  You can sell eBook versions of your stories and, if they sell well, move on to the pricier printed books.  This, of course, assumes that I could get my act together and keep at my writing overcoming distractions.

That’s my geeky list so far.  At least the ones that are likely to happen.  There are other, less likely items, list playing a tabletop game with Wil Wheaton, meeting Stan Lee with my kids (they are big Marvel superhero fans), and coding a hit app (which would require me to learn to code apps first – not impossible given that I code for a living, but less likely given my lack of spare time).

Then there’s the impossible item which was the first item ever on my Geek Bucket List (predating my even calling it that): Meet Isaac Asimov.  He was (and still is) my favorite science fiction author.  Sadly, he died many years ago, so meeting him is an impossibility (unless someone invents time travel).

What geeky items are on your bucket list?

NOTE: The "To Do List" image is by sheikh_tuhin and is available from OpenClipArt.org.

Learning To Bike Ride

bike-ridingBefore JSL’s birthday, we took him to a couple of stores looking for a new bike.  His old one, a hand-me-down from NHL, was getting small for him and B’s parents wanted to buy him a new one.

After looking for a few bikes, we came to the conclusion that we want JSL to learn to ride without training wheels before buying him a new bike.  This way, his current bike will get any dings and dents from learning-to-ride falls and the new bike will stay looking nice for as long as possible.

So, with the sun shining and the weather feeling nice and warm, I removed the training wheels from JSL’s bike and we went out to the sidewalk.  JSL nervously climbed atop his bike and I held him steady as he pedaled forward.  Soon, I was letting go more and more.  I could tell that he was on the brink of figuring out how to balance – even though he had just started.

It seemed as though he needed something to push him a bit (metaphorically speaking) and decided on a method of giving JSL some incentive.  Every so often, when I could tell that he was balancing well, I would let go of him and count silently.  Then, after he put his feet down to stop or I stepped in to prevent a fall, I would tell him how many seconds he stayed up.  JSL went from two second rides to four and then five.  Finally, he got an eleven second ride and went running up the block screaming it over and over to B.  The next day, he topped that and got to fourteen.  He seemed determined and well on his way to riding without training wheels.

Then, this weekend, we tried again.  This time, he was a lot less sure of himself.  I didn’t bother telling him how many seconds he stayed up because telling him "two seconds" would make him less confident – not more.

I did notice a pattern, though.  JSL’s balance was pretty good with me having to provide minimal guidance until I let go.  Then, suddenly, he would either begin veering towards the grass (to soften his fall but instead causing him to lose his balance) or would overcorrect and swerve his front wheel left and right until he lost his balance.  If he only had enough confidence in himself, he would likely just take off down the street.  Instead, fear is holding him back.

We’re now on the lookout for any way to help JSL learn to ride his bike.  B’s brother has been using a bike trainer handle (like this one) with his child and this might help JSL also.  Any suggestions are welcome, though.

What did you do to help your child learn to ride a bike?

How The Simpsons Tempted Me To The Dark Side

the_simpsons_dvdDisclaimer: In the following blog post, I’m going to mention doing things that aren’t legal.  I want to just clarify from the outset that I haven’t done these things, I’m not condoning these things, and I’m definitely not going to give step-by-step instructions on doing these things.  So if you came here looking for instructions of this nature, you’ll be disappointed.  Also, any comments that give/link to instructions or link to programs to do these things will be removed.

For the most part, I’m a law-abiding citizen.  I like staying within the legal lines.  My "criminal record" would be a boring read – if it weren’t nonexistent.  So when it comes to obtaining movies and TV shows to watch, it should be no surprise that I do things the legal way.  I stream from Netflix, Amazon VOD, record using my DVR, purchase DVDs, or rent DVDs from the library.  I never, ever download the videos in those less-than-legal manners that the copyright owners haven’t approved.  Recently, however, I was sorely tempted.

A couple of weeks ago, while walking through a local store, we saw the new line of Simpsons Lego minifigures.  Of course, my boys wanted them.  They didn’t care that they had never watched a single episode of The Simpsons or that they wouldn’t be able to tell which one was Bart and which one was Milhouse.  All they cared about was that these were new Lego minifigs.

I decided that perhaps the time had come to introduce my boys to The Simpsons.  I pulled out my DVD copy of The Simpsons: Season 1 (a present from B years ago and yet still shrink wrapped).  We watched the first episode and my boys were hooked.  They quickly got through the rest of the first season.

This was where we hit a wall.  How would we get the rest of the seasons for the boys to watch?  The Simpsons is no ordinary TV show.  It has been on the air for 25 years and has amassed five hundred and fifty episodes.  We could purchase each of the DVD sets for seasons 2 to 24, but that would cost over $460 – way too expensive for our bank account.  If Netflix had them available, we could stream them from there, but sadly there isn’t a single episode on there.  They aren’t available via Amazon Prime either.  Amazon’s VOD service has some of the episodes, but not all.

This leaves me with two legal options.  First, I could take them out from the library.  We actually wound up taking Season 2 out of the library, but only got to keep it for four days (two days plus a renewal time of two days).  That was only enough time to watch one of the four DVDs in the set.  We could have kept the set out longer and paid late fees ($0.25 per day), but at that rate we would have needed to pay $3 per season or $69 to watch the entire set.

Alternatively, I could subscribe to Netflix’s DVD streaming service for the duration of our Simpsons watching time.  Given that it would have taken us about 16 days to get through a set, we would have needed to subscribe to Netflix’s DVD streaming service for just over a year.  (This is assuming no downtime of needing to wait for the next disc to arrive.)  This would cost about $130 – even more than the library option.

Clearly, there is no easy, inexpensive way to watch The Simpsons from the beginning to the present episodes.  Or is there?  While I haven’t actually done it myself, I do know in theory how to download items from less-than-legal locations.  If I really wanted to, it wouldn’t take me long to get rips of the DVDs on my computer for the boys and I to watch.  I might even be able to do it in such a fashion as to avoid detection by the companies that watch for people illegally sharing files.

Still, I might slip up and be found.  A fine of even $750 per episode (the minimum fine for a copyright violation) could still work out to over $350,000.  At that rate, we might as well buy all of the DVDs – a hundred times over.

On the other hand, there are sneakier ways of pirating material.  Take the library, for example.  Taking the DVD out from the library is completely legal.  Once it is time to return it, it goes back and we can’t watch it again unless we take it back out.  What if we ripped the DVD though?  We would then be able to watch the episodes at our leisure.  I could even assuage my conscience by telling myself that I’ll delete the episodes when we’re done with them and that it’s just an "extended library loan."  My chances of being caught doing this are virtually zero.

So what is stopping me?  My children.  I want to set an example for them.  If I believe that downloading copyrighted material without authorization is wrong, then what kind of lesson would I teach them if I bent my moral rules for the sake of convenience?  Sometimes doing the right thing is difficult.  Sometimes doing the right thing means going without something you really want.  It can be very easy to shrug off your morals and take "the quick and easy path."  The dark side did tempt me, yes, but I refused to give in.  We’ll watch The Simpsons the slower, but legal way of library rentals.  I just wish the content owners would license The Simpsons to Netflix so that my boys could view it in an easier, but still legal fashion.

NOTE: The "Simpsons DVD" image above was taken by me of our Season One DVD set.

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