Excitement With The Boys Euphamism-Style
Before I begin, I must warn you that I’m testing out the new Euphamism-inator Turbo 3000. This post will contain references to some pretty dirty activities but, these references will be masked with something a little more palatable. I think I’ll set it to "Star Trek." While it warms up, let me set the scene.
On Sunday, I decided to spend time with the boys and give B some time off. First, I needed some supplies for an upcoming Cooking With TechyDad series. While B went with her parents to shop for dresses (for BlogHer and an upcoming wedding), I took my shopping buddies to Price Chopper. We had a great time getting everything on our list (and a few things not on the list).
At one point, we smelled a heavenly smell and followed our noses to the Price Chopper bakery. There we saw some wonderful looking breads. As we examined which ones we might like, one of the bakers came over and handed the boys a slice of bread each. As they devoured their slices, we picked out a loaf of Tuscan bread, finished our shopping and headed home to put the refrigerated and frozen foods away.
After putting the food away, I noticed that… wait a second, it looks like the Euphamism-inator Turbo 3000 is warmed up. Perfect timing. I’ll switch it on now. » Read more